Female Customer: Do you have [erotic/romance author] Sylvia Day’s fourth book?
Me: Yes, it was just released. They’re over here.
Female Customer: Have you read them?
Me: No I haven’t.
Female Customer: You should. They’re really good. Maybe a little too good.
Me: *looks at customer quizzically*
Female Customer: Let’s just say, I have 3 kids, and I have read her previous 3 books…
Me: … wow ….